I’m off to see my mother this morning. It’s been a couple of months. So much has happened since then. I can’t wait to catch her up on some things I didn’t feel like writing her about.

Yesterday, my Granny called to confirm that I was still going to take her today. She said that she had been trying to get down there for a while, but no one would take her. I promised her that I would.

My Granny has such a sarcastic sense of humor. Outsiders think it is so cute. Her offspring, on the other hand, finds it to be very annoying and obnoxious, yet rider-style hilarious. She told me that if I don’t show up today, she was going to “hunt me down like a rabid dog and shoot me to put me out of my misery”! I thought to myself, “Wow, what a ‘nice’ thing to say to your granddaughter.” LMBO!

Anyway, I’m off to see my dad’s baby-momma. Another day with the two matriarchs of my maternal family. Once again, this will be an interesting day. Will update you all later. Wish me luck!

The Prisoner’s Daughter

Renee Patterson writes prison stories, prison news and famous prisoners’ bios. She’s a prison daughter, prison sister and prison cousin. Renee has published eBooks about prison wives, prison fiances, prison husbands, prison kids, prison parents and other prison loved ones. She currently writes news for the Prison Rideshare Network related to the injustices within the CDCR prison system.